Girl: I like music…..Me: “Trying to impress her”
You two stop this madness
“I report memes” Starter pack
When you hate kids
How to get stoned without smoking weed
I’M ALL IN
For the last time, I’m not Hitler….
I see the bad moon arising
When your girlfriend invites you over to “eat her pussy” but then she starts stripping her clothes off instead of cooking her cat
Quote of the day:
Factory Price, BEDSHIT 150 All Size
When you take sex slaves you just purchased from Tuscon hobo camp out for some grub
The face you make when your parents are siblings
Most famous Heroes in History
Let’s use big Strokes
He’s just like Jesus!!
He didn’t choose the filter life, the filter life chose him
Chucky is all grown up
If you ever need nothing I’m here for you
Back to the future…
When your son is always looking at the desktop wallpaper on his computer whenever you go into his room
You knew it was the wrong hole, but did you die?
Saw this guy and was like, “Oh man! Have I got a question for you”