“You gotto breathe sometime Bert. And as soon as those lips open, my dick goes in!”
You know where that goes….?
When you see everybody have friends and social life but you have dank memes so at least you can laugh while crying
No Haunted!!!! LOL
Jason Bourne, That’s Jesus Christ
Why did the chickens cross the road?….Because you didn’t fucking cook it!
That’s a nice car you have there, be a shame if someone shit on it
Right atmosphere for the moment
Roses are red I locked the front door
Who would win!!?
1980: “I bet there will be flying cars in the future”……….2017:……..
Therapy for the rest of his life
Fortnite KFC Chicken Skin
When you’ve already destroyed the Christmas tree and now it’s time to take down Santa’s village
1984 – 2018
Dindu nuffins, he was a good boy
Who wore it better!!!?
I might have Alzheimer’s But, at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s
If I had a nickel for every gender…..I would have one nickel……
“Son if you masturbates to much, you’ll go blind”……”Dad I’m over here”
Grandma is telling it as it is…..LOL
What it’s like to have sex as a “furry”
Every time u yawn in October, a ghost put his dick in your mouth
How boyfriends calm their angry girlfriends down
No, I’m on my period……..or………No, I have diarrea
– Mia Khalifa-…….
Working night shift tonight fucking raging…
Female Intuition and Dumb Luck
News paper story kills it…